"cover up more or else you’ll distract the boys"
but that is my plan
i will expose as much skin as i possibly legally can. distract the boys. boys everywhere, enticed by my skin and the tops of my boobs and my super cute butt. they will be so distracted that i will lead them, like the pied piper, to their imminent doom.
my plot to overthrow the patriarchy will be complete. hallelujah. let us rejoice. amen.
I love this so effing much.